Saturday, July 23, 2005

Mysterious Crop Circle at Prudence's Tea Room

Authorities are baffled by the sudden appearance of a complex crop circle just beyond Prudence's Tea Room in her pasture. Vast numbers of experts in the field have been trying to find the source of a large, intricately patterned circle in the center of Prudence's pasture with a beautiful capital P in the center of it. What is just as unusual about this crop circle is that there are no crops in the field. Usually they are seen in grain fields or corn fields. This mystery is also compounded by the fact that a note was found on the site saying it would only last until Friday this week and then it would disappear spontaneously leaving no sign that it was ever there. Of course these same authorities can't believe it would even last that long. It could disappear long before that! Prudence is trying to discourage the large crowds who are clamoring to see this most extraordinary site, fearing she won't have room for her customers who are, she feels, more entitled to witness this than ordinary strangers. She has asked that we alert them all so that if they want to experience this bit of ephemera they make reservations at once on Tuesday or Friday! Hopefully it will still be there!!!

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